2 - 750 ml. bottles inexpensive red wine
2 – Sliced oranges (remove the peels)
1 – Sliced lemon (remove the peel)
1 – Sliced lime (remove the peel)
2 – Sliced apples
2 – Sliced peaches
4 oz. Triple Sec
4 oz. Brandy
1/3 cup sugar
1 – 12 oz. can lemon-lime soda

Mix all the ingredients together and refrigerate for one hour before serving.  (Unless you’re really anxious)